Things you should know

401 vs. Highway 7
Sure you can go fast on the 401, but what's the point when along the roadside is one long boring asshole. Whereas highway 7 is interesting and you're never too sure when you might nail a dear or animal bounding out on the quiet road. I think it's safe to say a whopping fuck you to the 401...who's with me!
401 gets a 3 out of 10, Highway 7 get a raving 6.8 out of 10 (seriously there are even nicer roads...just somewhere outside of Ontario)

Shia La Beouf

8.1 out of 10 - weird name, charming motherfucker. Prove me wrong people!